PLAYHOUND NO. TWELVE!

Hello PGM Fans! Did you guys miss us and our orrnaye posts or what?! We apologise for the lack of updates. We, namely WM, Joo, Poo and Moo, have been really busy with our secret sexual affairs with hot hot hot celebrities and male models and everything. :) So yes, SORRAYE ABOUT THAT!

Unto the next man who has made it unto PGM's Playhounds honour list.

We all know him. We all lust after him. We all want him to kidnap us and whisk us away into a life of adventure, excitement and HOT HOT SEX. We all want him to be the pirate of our dreams, and rape us on the Cursed Black Pearl.

JOHNNY DEPP, please fuck me UPSIDE DOWN.


OH MY SHIT. HOW CAN ANYBODY BE SO SEXY?!!???!

GROWL FOR ME AND I WILL LIE NAKED AND PROSTRATE ON THE FLOOR WITH MY LEGS OPEN FOR YOU, MY DARLING.

It's impossible right. Every single part of his body is so fucking arousing. Each and every tattoo he has makes me cum a waterfall. Every single strand of hair on his body makes me writhe in pleasure and groan in wonder.


This was taken after we had 896789423769873 hot love-making sessions.

And the best thing is that he's like .. 43? How can someone who is 43 years old be so hot?! And moreover, he is married to some FRENCHIE! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! Okay, I have nothing against Frenchies. I mean, hello? My great-grandfather is a Frenchie. But like ... WHY GO FOR THE WINE-DRINKING, EIFFEL TOWER-CLIMBING, CROISSANT-MUNCHING FRNECHIE WHEN YOU HAVE ME, THE CHAR KWAY TEOW-EATING, HOKKIEN-SWEARING, SUPER GLAMOROUS ME?!?! AM I NOT HOT ENOUGH? WHY JOHNNY, WHYYYYY?!


OH MY FUCK YOU ARE SO HOT LAH OH FUCK OH FUCK I AM GOING TO CUM NOW.


I am actually the Piano you see okay. You see his fingers? They are actually caressing my hot hot body. It's just that they thought it would have been too obscene so they photoshopped a piano in. Otherwise the undoctored picture would show him with his fingers in my flowery vadge.


And this is him reacting to the first time I stripped naked in front of him. Look at that expression of amazement and adoration for my hot and naked body.


RAPE ME. RAPE MY VADGE. RAPE MY HOT AND WAITING BODY. RAPE MY MOUTH. RAPE MY EYES. RAPE EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BODY, YOU HOT HOT LOVE MACHINE!


After another one of our long lovemaking sessions. You see him outside our lakehouse, enjoying an ice cold beer.


Fuck off, Kate Moss. Go take more drugs or something and kill yourself because Johnny no longer wants you, he wants me now.

Me and my hot body. :)

WINNING ELEVEN PART DEUX.

Prahni, there're more pictures from that campaign. Just so you'd know, my colleagues all went crazy over them. Cheers! :)





WAH CB DAMN HOT LAH. But the Italians are still cheating little fuckers. Pfft.

THE WINNING ELEVEN

Since Italy won the world cup and there are 11 players in each football team, it would be very apt to see some HOT HOT HOT pics of these HOT HOT men.

TA DAAAAAAA.
I present to u the hotness that is the italian team in their teensy weensy underwear.

I know that these pictures are all over the bloody place.
BUT I JUST CANNOT GET ENOUGH.
so BLOODY FARKING hot. (:
D&G is brilliant.

The perfect number 10

If you know what the Basilisk in Harry Potter is then you surely know what a fearsome creature it is. But Harry destroyed it by using a toothpick to clean its teeth. Which is very manly. But however, this time round it has revived in the form of a phenomenon.

The basilisk killed people with just its eyes. But it was hard making people stare into its eye as they were relatively small. Thus after years of evolution, it has perfected monstrosity.

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Its face so seductive it'll make you wanna stare at her boobs.

Even the 21st Century Gay icon Draco malfoy(nothing is gayer than that) is oggling at her boobies.





Wonderful. Let's all die.

JULES'S PLAYHOUND NO. NINE.

Everybody, listen up. For this is DA REAL SHIZZLE MO' FIZZLE GIZZLE DRIZZLE, YO.

Introducing the latest hottie who has recently made it into the highly coveted PGM List of Playhounds:


MARC-ANDRE GRONDIN (star of C.R.A.Z.Y. and hot, gentle lover of mine).

He is just so hot. HE IS JUST SO HOT.

YOU ARE JUST SO HOT, MARC-ANDRE GRONDIN! I WANT TO MARRY YOU AND MAKE YOU MINE. I WANT YOU ALL FOR MYSELF AND MY HOT VAGINA. I WANT YOU TO COME TO MY HOUSE EVERY NIGHT SO THAT WE CAN ENGAGE IN PASSIONATE LOVE-MAKING SESSIONS. I WANT YOU TO IMPALE ME WITH YOUR HOT SWORD OF LOVE. I WANT TO HEAT YOUR METAL ROD ON FIRE SO YOU CAN BURN ME WITH SWEET SWEET LOVIN'. I WANT YOU TO EXPLORE EVERY NOOK, CRANNY AND FAT LUMP ON MY BODY WITH YOUR TONGUE. I WANT TO RAVAGE YOUR MOUTH. I WANT TO RAPE YOU AND KEEP YOUR PRIDE IN MY POCKET. I WANT TO BREAK YOU INTO HALF SO THAT I CAN HAVE TWO MARC-ANDRE GRONDINS. I WANT TO SHOWER YOU WITH MY LOVE AND RAINBOW-COLOURED CUM. I WANT TO ENVELOPE YOU IN MY BOSOM. I WANT TO BURY YOU IN MY SECRET GARDEN WHERE THERE IS NO SUN BUT PLENTY OF WHITE-RIVERS.

I am good with metaphors. I'm on a roll, damnit.


I want to lick your hot rod of lovin', Marc Andre. Please allow me the pleasure.


See this? He's fighting with the director because the director wanted him to suck cock FO' REALZ, Y'ALL. As you can see from the direction his finger is pointing to, I'm right behind the camera, watching him. He didn't suck cock in the end because I was at the shoot, and he didn't want to suck anything or anyone else but me. It was either me or nothing, and since I'm simply too hot to be on caught on camera, it was scrapped off the final script. SO SWEET EH? Putting his job on the line just for me.


Even as he's dressed up as David Bowie the fag, he STILL looks hot! Don't you feel like masturbating now?

I do.

PLAYHOUNDS SEVEN & EIGHT.

Since we are all in the World Cup mood, PGM will present the two soccer players who have made it into our infamous Playhounds list.

PLAYHOUND NO. SEVEN:

ANDRIY SHEVCHENKO (can suck my vagina for the rest of my life).


You see that girl he's lying on? That's actually me before I went through plastic surgery to become prettier and hotter than ever before.


Look at him. He's so happy, and him being happy makes ME happy. We have a very give-and-take relationship. Like when he has his orgasms, I'm happy. After which, he will then proceed to give me 4896581936589662 orgasms because he loves me so much.


The paparazzi needs to start leaving us alone man. I mean, is it our fault that we make such a hot and handsome couple?


LOOK AT HIS CONTENTED SMILE! This was taken right after we had sex for 15 straight days. Yeh, he had to take leave from his soccer-playing for AC Milan to have sex with me. Evidently it did wonders for his goal scoring because after that, he was named European Footballer of the Year. :) Ahh, and you see me? I look so hot in my sexy lingerie right. Yeh, I actually look much much better now.


Andriy Shevchenko. I want to marry you and bear you millions of children because you've got an Empire State Building Penis that jetsprays your sperms out into my floral patterned vagina with my Magical Fairy Ovaries and Golden Cum.

PLAYHOUND NO. TWO:

Fredrik Ljungberg (can model cK underwear for me all day long).


HIS PACKAGE IS SO BIG RIGHT?! ALL FOR ME. ALLLLLLL FORRRRR MEEEEEE! Yeh, if you didn't know, Freddie's a cK underwear model. I was the one who told him to take it up lah. I mean, hello. This gives me free rein to lust after his JUMBO-SIZED DHL package in public.



Dear Freddie Ljungberg,

I cannot help but lust after you. You are nothing else BUT HOT, and don't let anybody else tell you otherwise. Your body, your face, your penis, even your botak head, I love them all. Oh, how I long to caress your botak head and tell you how much I want you to rub me all over and give me many many sexy times.

I mean, I love you so much that I don't even care that you are gay. Perhaps that is why you look so happy when the Arsenal streaker ran to hug you:



But how can you be happy when this guy, this streaker is so ugly? He even has ugly pubes, and that's just not glamorous at all. His penis is so flaccid and his pubic hair is as sparse as the African savannahs.

HOW CAN YOU GET TURNED ON BY IDIOTS LIKE THESE?

I, on the other hand, can give you many many sexy times. I can rub you all over with oil and turn you straight with my Golden Cum and Magical Ovaries. I will make you cum 48753897894577982 times in one minute and that will make you regret that you ever became gay in the first place. I will pleasure you by touching your g-spot in your prostate and make you shudder in happiness and joy.

I will pleasure you so much that instead of sitting on balls like these:

The only balls you will be sitting on will be my two big balls = Jules's two very humongous and welcoming BFP (Breasts of Fire and Passion).

Yes. My BFP has nipples that will shoot out fire when stimulated because I AM VERY HOT.


See? Remember when you didn't even have a hard on when the slut was pressing her tits on your chest? That's because her tits doesn't match up to my BFP right? Remember after this photo shoot, we had hot sex on the same bed and the camera crew had filmed us because they wanted to release it as a movie entitled 'Freddie & Jules: The Magical Fairy Fountain of Diamond-Studded Cum'.


I icecreamcone you a lotzxz, Ljungberg. Marry me and be mine.

<3 always,

Jules and her BFP.

P L A Y H O U N D SEX(six)

We apologise for the lack in updates due to our busy sexdules(schedules).

The past weeks have been brimming with footBALLS action. Lots of handball penalties too.

We have been so active in our sexcapades that our chee bais have turned soggy. It's time we take a short break to update a little to rejuvenate and tighten our loose muscles.

If you've noticed, most of the men we've featured are rather manly as they have longer penises and bouncier balls.

But it's time for some CLASS.

Welcoming..........


There's so much to gain from shagging a prince. Better yet, marrying him.

If you do marry him you can officially call yourself a princess. Not that we really care because the authors of PGM are known as fairy princesses the world over.

But imagine the political power you get if you marry Prince Harry. You get the royal treatment(in bed) and people call you your highness.

And when you become a princess you automatically grow a glittery harry winston diamond vulva. WHich will enable you to have mind-blowing sex without worrying about your fallopian tubes falling out.



Being a princess also entitles you to spend taxpayers money while just looking pretty. But if i was the princess of Wales it'll turn into a third world country from all my spending.

Here you see him playing ball. I don't know what the fuck he's holding but its phallic and full of sexual representation. Don't ask me if my genitals look like that because they are in a constant state of change: pretty, prettier, Prettiest.

But seriously, I believe I can contibute to society if I become the princess. Imagine Tony Blair giving some shitty speech where no one gives a testicle about and i suddenly start gyrating my hips ala shakira style on International TV. Everyone will just sit up and start getting interested in Politics because its not a sham as my hips don't lie.